UGGHGHGHGHGHGHG.
This is what I'm talking about, Serenity! You are so snooty! Now you're blocking my pay? What nerve! See, guys? Give in an inch, take a mile; that's my new motto! I let you post a few times Serenity, but that's it!
CURRENT MOOD: ANGRY. D:<
I'm calling my parents! They'll pick me up!
Monday, June 7, 2010
Heh.
Serenity here:
In an effort to keep this blog from turning into a verbal battle between myself and Ali(which is likely to happen, given that this is Ali's blog, and Ali is-well, you know, Ali), I will AVOID posting about her for as long as I can.
Like Ali said, I'm a writer. (A GOOD writer, Ali). One of my novels is currently partly done, another is in the drafting stage. I've also submitted stories for publication in short-story contests and publications. Unlike what Ali says, which makes me sound like a puffed-up rich person, I am not that rich. I am....prosperous.
....
Okay, I'm done. I HAVE to talk about Ali. She insulted me yesterday for no reason at all. Fine. She insulted me because I was KINDLY suggesting some ideas for her short story. I have to edit Ali's stories. A lot. Especially if she wants to get one published in the next ten years. She exploded. Then she posted that last post.
Like I said Ali, block my posts, I block your salary.
The Real Serenity
In an effort to keep this blog from turning into a verbal battle between myself and Ali(which is likely to happen, given that this is Ali's blog, and Ali is-well, you know, Ali), I will AVOID posting about her for as long as I can.
Like Ali said, I'm a writer. (A GOOD writer, Ali). One of my novels is currently partly done, another is in the drafting stage. I've also submitted stories for publication in short-story contests and publications. Unlike what Ali says, which makes me sound like a puffed-up rich person, I am not that rich. I am....prosperous.
....
Okay, I'm done. I HAVE to talk about Ali. She insulted me yesterday for no reason at all. Fine. She insulted me because I was KINDLY suggesting some ideas for her short story. I have to edit Ali's stories. A lot. Especially if she wants to get one published in the next ten years. She exploded. Then she posted that last post.
Like I said Ali, block my posts, I block your salary.
The Real Serenity
An Argument.....
Serenity and I got in a huge fight today. I told her she was lazy, bad writer who was terribly bossy, and a huge fight occurred. I bet you anything that Serenity will post on my blog and tell a completely different story.
DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD OF IT! I BEG YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME WHEN SERENITY POSTS!
DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD OF IT! I BEG YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME WHEN SERENITY POSTS!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Good ol' Ali.........
Serenity here.
So, you're all reading Ali's blog, now are you? Good ol' Ali...It's amusing to watch her try her hand at writing with her cute little blog.
Heh. She's good at filing, sweeping, cleaning, dusting, making coffee, cooking, sneaking time on the computer, but writing? We'll see.
How did Ali start working for me? Well, her parents contacted me 11 years ago and they said she needed a job. Kind and benevolent person that I am, I granted it.
Well, you won't be seeing my posts often. I've got a lot of work to do, with the writing and all....
The Real Serenity
So, you're all reading Ali's blog, now are you? Good ol' Ali...It's amusing to watch her try her hand at writing with her cute little blog.
Heh. She's good at filing, sweeping, cleaning, dusting, making coffee, cooking, sneaking time on the computer, but writing? We'll see.
How did Ali start working for me? Well, her parents contacted me 11 years ago and they said she needed a job. Kind and benevolent person that I am, I granted it.
Well, you won't be seeing my posts often. I've got a lot of work to do, with the writing and all....
The Real Serenity
Who Am I? Not Serenity...
Hello everyone. You've probably already of the famous Serenity Shadow, an aspiring author. (I doubt that. ) Well, chances are, you probably haven't heard of her yet. Don't worry, she's trying her hardest to become famous! Well anyways, since I'm her personal assistant, she gave me permission to write a blog about my life. It's true- I am Serenity's shadow- the person who does everything for her but gets no credit for doing it. Serenity can't even breathe without me testing the air for poison first.
Anyways, Serenity says I can have a blog on one condition- I post things about her from time to time. It'll all be vague and make no sense, but whatever. You'll have to deal with it, I guess. Heck, maybe she'll even make her own blog and stop mooching off mine. WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?! *hint*
Gack, since Serenity forces me to do book signings for days on end, I probably won't be able to post all that much. Well, I can tell you a bit about myself before I begin.
My name is Ali. I'm 13 years old and I enjoy reading pretty much anything that isn't written by Serenity and Stephanie Myer. (I have a few more dislikes, but once again, whatever.) When not folding Serenity's clothes, I like writing, acting, and swimming in Serenity's pool. My mom and dad sent me off to work with Serenity when I was 11 years old, and they seem to be fine with me working for her like a lapdog. (No offense to Serenity or anyone else who has a lapdog.)
I guess I'll post more later. Oh yeah, since I write stories, I may post some from time to time. I hope you enjoy them. Serenity just told me to tell you all that her work will be published on my blog too. I told her to get a life and now I have to get off. Well, bye.
Anyways, Serenity says I can have a blog on one condition- I post things about her from time to time. It'll all be vague and make no sense, but whatever. You'll have to deal with it, I guess. Heck, maybe she'll even make her own blog and stop mooching off mine. WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?! *hint*
Gack, since Serenity forces me to do book signings for days on end, I probably won't be able to post all that much. Well, I can tell you a bit about myself before I begin.
My name is Ali. I'm 13 years old and I enjoy reading pretty much anything that isn't written by Serenity and Stephanie Myer. (I have a few more dislikes, but once again, whatever.) When not folding Serenity's clothes, I like writing, acting, and swimming in Serenity's pool. My mom and dad sent me off to work with Serenity when I was 11 years old, and they seem to be fine with me working for her like a lapdog. (No offense to Serenity or anyone else who has a lapdog.)
I guess I'll post more later. Oh yeah, since I write stories, I may post some from time to time. I hope you enjoy them. Serenity just told me to tell you all that her work will be published on my blog too. I told her to get a life and now I have to get off. Well, bye.
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