Who Am I? Not Serenity...

Hello everyone. You've probably already of the famous Serenity Shadow, an aspiring author. (I doubt that. ) Well, chances are, you probably haven't heard of her yet. Don't worry, she's trying her hardest to become famous! Well anyways, since I'm her personal assistant, she gave me permission to write a blog about my life. It's true- I am Serenity's shadow- the person who does everything for her but gets no credit for doing it. Serenity can't even breathe without me testing the air for poison first.

Anyways, Serenity says I can have a blog on one condition- I post things about her from time to time. It'll all be vague and make no sense, but whatever. You'll have to deal with it, I guess. Heck, maybe she'll even make her own blog and stop mooching off mine. WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?! *hint*

Gack, since Serenity forces me to do book signings for days on end, I probably won't be able to post all that much. Well, I can tell you a bit about myself before I begin.

My name is Ali. I'm 13 years old and I enjoy reading pretty much anything that isn't written by Serenity and Stephanie Myer. (I have a few more dislikes, but once again, whatever.) When not folding Serenity's clothes, I like writing, acting, and swimming in Serenity's pool. My mom and dad sent me off to work with Serenity when I was 11 years old, and they seem to be fine with me working for her like a lapdog. (No offense to Serenity or anyone else who has a lapdog.)

I guess I'll post more later. Oh yeah, since I write stories, I may post some from time to time. I hope you enjoy them. Serenity just told me to tell you all that her work will be published on my blog too. I told her to get a life and now I have to get off. Well, bye.